feedmeink wrote:
Can someone direct me to a forum about the ranking system here? Or possibly fill me in on how to climb the ladder with my rank? It says I'm a new roger. Do people submit geekbench scores? Or is it purely based on posts and ratings?
I will answer your inquiry of insatiable lust for vanity.
Yes, if you want to be recognized by the community you must increase your post count. There are multiple ways to achieve this ambitious objective. Depending on the circumstances in which you find yourself currently drowning, of course.
A.) You may need to eliminate any dead weight such as a significant other. This can be easily accomplished by making a true or false statement about her figure and/or weight. In the realm of relationships the term "You're fat" is a declaration of war. Word of caution, this is a war you will not win, but the country is certainly going to fracture and break up. The maps will need to be redrawn and you might lose the dog as a result. Let her keep the house, as less house chores = more ROG forum posts.
Step 2 is less consequential but may impact your hygiene and diet. Showering infrequently will, once again, boost your post count by a small, but upward trending margin, however instead of a lingering female you now have a lingering odor which may detract from your social life. But who needs that when you have online forums and snapchat? Now, your diet will suffer and render you a supermodel or a heavyweight contender for the top gravitational pull spot of our Solar System.
Suggestion D.) Seek employment in an office based environment where your main tool is a PC from which you can post on random internet forums. This is the best possible solution as it allows you to consistently increase your post count whilst preventing the remainder of your personal life from spiraling into an unknown abyss of abuse, servitude and excess, and maintaining existing and future relationships (why you'd choose this path of destruction, I will never know).
As for the reputation system...that's for children to use. I seem to get random increases/decreases based predominantly on how honest...or polite I am. That's the current state humanity has embraced. If you're honest you are offensive, but if you're polite it doesn't matter that you lie, because people are filled with joy at the whim of heartwarming dialogue. I'm disassociating myself from such dishonest yet abundantly sought politically correct methodology.
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Anyway, don't drink and drive and Merry Halloween or treat.
I'd like to deploy my troops in her country.