UPDATE! I finally got through to support. Reverting to the previous firmware (47191) is PART of the solution. But there is a catch. You need to do a hard factory reset using the WPS button (which clears nvram). I had backed up my config prior to...
Being a little nervous about a beta version (Asus has a history of voiding its warranties with beta firmware), I tried rolling back to the previous official release (47191). The underlying issue still persists. I can see at least one core hitting 1...