"And so Arne Saknussemm came down from the mountain with 3 . . . *SMASH!* . . . 2 stone tablets etched by the finger of the GeForce god on high (or was he just 'high?'), and Arne was then changed forever . . . for he had seen some total, uber BS that he thought he would never have the misfortune of looking upon during his mortal lifetime . . . but alas, he was ****ed by the video-card-powers-that-be . . . and so, a moment of silence for the wholly (or is that 'holy?') forsaken Arne. . ..":