cheers Zka17!
Did that and it passed memtest. Here's the full story:
not being able to get into the bios and seeing 34 on the lcd display was not a board error, but a display error. For whatever reason, the samsung tv he had plugged into display 1 on the nvidia simply did not work from the bios screen, only from within windows. Unplugging all monitors and putting a PC monitor into display 1 revealed that the bios was indeed loading, and the display of 34 on the LCD was just showing the last stage that was ran.
tl;dr bios memory error: red herring
the virus suspicion was based on chrome giving a hijack warning. After running mem test we ran HD tests to reveal the SSD was failing. Testing it on estat2 instead of esata3 (to isolate out estat3 chip controller) showed the same problems, and then putting it into my pc (to isolate all his hardware!) with no issues revealed HD hang when accessing specific top-level directories. Also reveals that the bluescreen when writing memory was not a memory issue, but a HD issue.
tl;dr virus was a red herring; supporting memory failure evidence was actually broken SSD evidence.
Pretty sure the only problem is a broken SSD, corsair forceGS. We've bought a new 500gb samsung evo840 and are currently reinstalling, and the forceGS has been submitted for an RMA through the retailer.
Only reason I came here was because I thought bios wasn't loading /becasue/ of the 34 LCD display, but that turns out to simply be an unsupported monitor via bios. Fun eh?