X870E-E Strix: ASM4242 USB4 Firmware Update not working

Hi, I recently built my new PC with an X870E-E Strix motherboard, but I'm having a whole host of problems including those related to USB devices. I'm trying to use the ASMx424X_FWUpdateV40013_u424241022200011AcmAPDV5 on the motherboard's support page...